This is part 2 of 2 with Funny Quotes About Life. Use them to motivate yourself or other members of your family. Use them for guidance and for fun.
31 – 40 Funny quotes about life
60 funny quotes about lifeTime, indeed, is a sacred gift, and each day is a little life.
Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.
We can see a thousand miracles around us every day. What is more supernatural than an egg yolk turning into a chicken?
It’s a funny old life . . . man’s lucky if he gets out of it alive.
It is a funny thing about life you get back what you put into it.
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.
If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.
41 – 50 Funny quotes about life
“Make allowances for your friends’ imperfections as readily as you do for your own.”
Do not listen to those who weep and complain, for their disease is contagious.
“A mother is the best friend God ever gave.”
“To be successful, regardless of the field, one needs to be a participant in the field of battle, rather than a spectator.”
“Goal setting is similar to traveling from point A to point B within a city. If you clearly understand what the goal is, you will definitely reach the destination because you know its address.”
There is no experience better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up.
May your life be like toilet paper. Long and useful.
A happy family is but an earlier heaven.
I don’t have a lifestyle. I have a life.
51 – 61 Funny quotes about life
“I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book.”
“Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seed that you plant.”
“You’ll be richer in the end than a prince if you’re a friend.
“So, if you feel a smile begin, don’t leave it undetected, let’s start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected!”
Live within your harvest.
We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately.
Misfortune does not come with a bell on its neck.
Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”
“A man is not paid for having a head and hands, but for using them.”
“If you don’t understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child.”
Humor is a great way to lighten any atmosphere, and laughing is a surefire way to brighten your outlook.
First of all, I am sorry for the wrong numbers in this part. Wp is not very good at having pauses in-between numbers.
