60 Funny Quotes About Life – Part 1

60 Funny Quotes About Life – Part 1

Here follows a little series of funny quotes about life. The first 30 follows in this short post. Be inspired and take care and stay safe.

1 – 10 funny quotes about life

1. 

   Too often we visit the well of divine abundance with a teacup instead of a bucket.
2. Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy.
3. Never think you have reached success for when you do then you start the slide down.
4. Problems are opportunities in work clothes.
5. We didn’t lose the game, we just ran out of time.
6. I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
7. The longer they wait, the better they like it.
8. The difficult thing about children is that they come with no instructions. You pretty well have to assemble them on your own.
9. Humor is the most powerful thing that uses laughter as its base to chase your blues away.
10. Start by doing what’s necessary, then what’s possible, and suddenly you are doing the impossible.

11 – 20 funny quotes about life

1. Given a choice of weapons with you sir, I should choose grammar.
2. There is no strength in numbers when you are wrong.
3. “He has a heart of gold – only harder.”
4. For some, life is like a river. It becomes overpowering, uncontrollable and sometimes wild.
5. The successful know that the road to success is always under construction; they understand the roughness of it and never expected it to be smooth.
6. “There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.”
7. I’ve met a lot of hard-boiled eggs in my life, but you – you’re 20 minutes.
8. “An old dog can learn new tricks. If your enthusiasm has lost its vitality, do everything possible to revive it.”
9. “The only time I don’t have any problems in this world is when I am already six feet below the ground.”
10. “When you pray be careful of how you respond to what you get. I read somewhere that if you pray for rain. . . don’t complain about the mud!”

21 – 31 funny quotes about life

1. 

   You can’t stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes.
2. A city is a large community where people are lonesome together.
3. It’s not the men in my life that counts – it’s the life in my men.
4. The only man who is really free is the one who can turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse.
5. If you go to bed at night and think about your day and you haven’t laughed very much, then you must jump out of bed and go do something fun.
6. Remember the old adage; you can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
7. Laughter has no foreign accent.
8. Life is an onion in which one peels crying.
9. A boat doesn’t go forward if each is rowing his own way.
10. Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.
11. To become truly great, one has to stand with people, not above them.

Funny quotes about life – part 1

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